What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."