What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."