Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.