What do astronauts get?

missile toe

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

What do astronauts get?

missile toe