Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.