Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.