Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.