Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.