Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Ethiopian Child Jokes More Ethiopian Child Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.