Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.