Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

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