Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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They're practically non existent.

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Blackrobatics.

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What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!