Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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He was having a mid-life crisis.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

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A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.