He was having his mid life crisis!
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Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Laying mantises.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
He was going through mid life crisis.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
A woman in her place...
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
A quarter pounder with cheese.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)