He was having his mid life crisis!
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Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
With a search party.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Lays, because they are full of air.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
She keeps her feet.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
He was a chronic math-debater
Then I frown & order the soup.
The Ethiopian chicken
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
A florist.
Because they have all of the anthers!
By putting flowers on its grave.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
The mid-life crisis.
They stay stuck in adolescence.