Ethiopian Child Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Mid Life Crisis Jokes More Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.