He was having his mid life crisis!
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Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
A once in a lifetime opportunity.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
A: They place flowers on the grave.
By putting flowers on its grave.
He was a chronic math-debater
The chemist may frown.
Putin on the Ritz.
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
By putting flowers on the grave
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
A: Because Bs like flowers.
The mid-life crisis.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
They get their Aaargh-On!
Ginger ale.