Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...