How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.