How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.