How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....