How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans