Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !