Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.