Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.