Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!