Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids