Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.