Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.