Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.