Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.