Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.