How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!