How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.