How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!