What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.