Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.