How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice