How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice