How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !