How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.