How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.