Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience