Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

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Because she ran away from the ball!

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It makes them a bit teste.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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