Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.