Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.