Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red