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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

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Second Page Jokes More Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Google.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.