Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.