Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.