Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.