Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Achille Jokes More Achille Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.