What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...