What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"