What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.