What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!