Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Because it was a government job.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.