Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

You might also enjoy:

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!