What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.