A hoedown!
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Punch him in the nose.
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.