Physician Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.