When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)