When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."