When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.