When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.