Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.