Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.