Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out