Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.