Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.