Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window