What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...