What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...