What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...