Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune