Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.