Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.