Walken Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.