These Boots Are Made For Walken.....
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Because he's always Walken
A Walken humidor.
In the Walken closet.
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
Because he was in first place.
Blame it on the night
They both got nailed all night.
The silence of the lambs
Vehicular man's laughter
A sweet buzz!
To get some fresh air
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Paddy O'Furniture
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