Dark Knight Jokes

What happens when batman takes viagra?

The dark knight rises

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises