Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Suntan Jokes More Suntan Jokes

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.