Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What's a feminist's favorite school subject?

trigonometry. (trigger-ometry)

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."