Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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Cos Sin Tan Jokes

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