What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.