What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license