What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license