What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.