What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

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