What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.