Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.