Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.