Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.