Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.