Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.