Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!