Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /