Automobile Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.