How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.