How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything