How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.