How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.