How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.