Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Mu Jokes More Mu Jokes

What does the average cat say?

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Unique Rabbit Jokes More Unique Rabbit Jokes

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors