Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Mu Jokes More Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What does the average cat say?

Mu

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Tame Bird Jokes More Tame Bird Jokes

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.

How do you catch a unique bird ?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it.