Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

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What does the average cat say?

Mu

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!