What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.