What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*