Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.