Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

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What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!