Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.