How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren