How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.