How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.