Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'