Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".