Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

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Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.