Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head