Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"