Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!