Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants