Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Nudist Jokes More Nudist Jokes

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...