Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...